Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 164

People that drive in the left lane and aren’t passing anyone. Get the fuck outta the left lane!

 

People driving in the right lane that hold up right turn traffic at red lights because they’re waiting to just go straight. Get the fuck outta the right lane!

 

Just drivers in general honestly

 

Just people

 

Hi it's me

 

you sonnofabitch!! The left lane is for passing!!!

 

This bugs me alot when the left lane is a turn only lane. I’m always like, “fuck! Sorry! I am going straight and this is the only option!”

I have a small car and will try to scoot ahead as much as possible but if the fuckhead in the super max truck can’t get around me at some point it’s his fault now lol

 

there we go

 

having a Fergie song stuck in your head

 

Crumbs!

 

When you join a meeting with the camera on but everyone else has it off but feels awkward to turn it off since it's already on

 

When the Open In App button on your mobile browser takes you to the App Store to download the app instead of just taking you to the app because you already have it

 

I hate when I open an app and still have to sign in. The app is on my phone! It’s my account! Why do I need to sign in??

Not sure if it does this when I don’t use the app for awhile or what because it’s not every time. Which leads me to another annoyance - when you select “remember me on this device” and still have to sign in each time

 

Gas is so out the ass that even the “cheap gas” is $$$ af!

 

Drivers who can't stay in the center of their lane and start drifting towards the other lane.

People who can't wait one second for people to exit an elevator, inevitably leading to that awkward bump-in with each other.

 

I went to the movies last night and walk in to a dude sitting in my seat (on the end of the aisle) with his wife and daughter next to him. I said excuse me that’s my seat. He then offered me the 4th seat in and I said, very angrily, uhh no I want the seat I fucking paid for. His wife then browsed on her phone the first 30 minutes of the movie and they kept talking and giggling throughout. I hate people.

 

People who are overly aggressive at shows

 

I went to a hardcore show at a combo coffee shop/church thing in like 2013, and this one dude in ~the pit~ kept intentionally throwing himself into people standing against the wall, so the next time he made his way to me I picked up a bar stool and stuck it out legs first in front of me. He didn’t run into it but he was pretty mad at me

 

When you pour yourself a bowl of Lucky Charms and there aren’t as many marshmallows as you’d like there to be.

 

When you’re in your 30s and people are shocked you don’t want children.

I’m not a baby incubator.
And I don’t like kids.

we need to normalize people not wanting kids.

 

preach

 

related when people try to dictate at a show how you should enjoy the music

 

Lotion

 

Chapstick

 

Cutting the grass