General Politics Discussion (IX) [ARCHIVED] • Page 1126

Democrats love crime. Can't get enough crime.

 

Still waiting on those free rapid tests, but in the meantime my child, wife, and now I as of this morning have all tested positive. Cool.

Every case of the virus seems to vary wildly, so as a vaccinated and boostered person, here is my current journey:

Yesterday: mild body aches; heavy legs; slight tickle in throat; negative test

Evening/night: just an incredible, beautiful headache with nausea and body aches. Felt super feverish, but highest temp was only 99.3.

Slept for 10 hours - sleep interrupted by my hearing in my head the part from the Pixies' Monkey Gone to Heaven where Frank Black repeatedly shouts, "IF THE DEVIL IS 6, THEN GOD IS 7!!!" I couldn't get this out of my head for about 30 minutes. I finally fell back asleep and dreamed that my wife cheated on me with Ken Griffey, Jr. The young Griffey I would understand, but we're talking current Griffey. I found that unacceptable and promptly moved to California after discussing my options with some random guy I went to high school with and haven't seen or thought of in many years.

Woke this morning feeling almost miraculously better. Only symptom is some mild head congestion, and the suspicion that my wife really digs Ken Griffey, Jr., even though she insists she doesn't even know who he is.

 

finally got those free tests in yesterday

 

The Foreign Secretary is now declaring that Great Britain will never recognize Russia's sovereignty over regions that have been Russian for 500 years

 

Cell phone companies love to turn over call records to the feds. All you gotta do is ask nicely.

 

I hate these fucks

 

Imagine being friends with that person. They come over, act like a entitled tool, and then are like “please see my column for why I am like this” …

 

And I'm not "assuming". I can see your dirty-ass shoeprint when you step on my clean floors.

 

Honestly had no idea that Ken Griffey Jr. sleeping with your wife was a symptom of COVID.

 

Things are about to get real bad at some of the US/Canada border crossings. Cargo trucks are starting to back up miles into downtown Buffalo, due to protests on the Canadian side of the Peace Bridge.

 

what are they protesting?

 

Sure would be nice if there was a bill that covered all of that and that was already written, ready to be passed, perhaps even already passed the House. Somebody should really get on that, you know, before the Dems get crushed in the midterms

 

Vaccine requirements to go across the border I believe. Having a giant issue here in Michigan at two locations (Port Huron/Detroit). Auto plants are shutting down around here and GM is going to start airlifting parts across the border to get things over.

These people are literally shutting down like 1.5b daily industry and cops are like we can't do anything about these white people.

 

I also guarantee we see other right wing protests use these type of tactics and will not be given any repercussions from police, which is the norm at this point.

 

How the NFL overtime rules screwed the Bills