(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 218

I nearly black out in excitement over a new Andre 3k feature, I'd die on the spot if I met him in person.

 

first time i heard the wonder years i woke up in a tiny trailer being pulled by a 2001 toyota corolla dressed in a red and black flannel, cut off skinny jean shorts, and vans surrounded by cheap band gear and sweaty hockey jerseys

firs time i heard Bane i woke up in last night's mosh pit covered in the blood of scenester posers with 2 new "stay true xxx" tats wearing a Have Heart tee, camo cargo shorts and cheap nkes

 

First time I heard evanescence I couldn't wake up.

 

The first time I heard Blake Shelton I woke up saying blue lives matter

 

the first time i heard tim hecker i woke up in an abandoned cathedral in iceland surrounded by the ghosts of my haunted past

 

the first time I heard Comedy Bang Bang I woke up wearing a bonobos sweater over a bonobos button down, meundies underwear under khakis and white high top vans surrounded by loot crate marvel superhero figurines

 

I love this thread

 

That Jeezy bit is upsetting

 

Andre 3000 is so nice

 

So this is where all those pictures of me are

 

I wasn't expecting it at all. He acted like Get away from me peasants. One of my friend said You're not even relevant anymore, dickhead. I thought for sure we were dead.

So nice and very humble.

 

I've always thought that Kanye put on a show for the cameras. Then I remember Aziz saying he was jamming out to 808's and was like this is so good.

 

i genuinely believe kanye is exactly how he has presented himself in public

 

You could kinda see it in that Fade To Black documentary and also from stories from other artists like Kweli's

 

ive heard scattered stories of randos running into him at fashion stores and shit and they support this

 

Kanye always struck me as real and honest, he wouldn't word vomit so much if he wasn't

 

Hi.

 

the first time i heard St. Nate i woke up in robot hell

aka new jersey

 

His guest verse on Macklemore's "Same Love" gave me chills to the point of me passing out and waking up in a Maybach that was completely filled with champagne, caviar and dalmatians.

 

You're all welcome for my pivotal role in ending homophobia.

 

I am insulted because I always care about mundane tidbits about celebs!

 

I go swim in a lake and come back to this? What have you guys been doing!?

 

Talking about everything except Dating and Relationships.

 

I just assumed you also dated all these rappers

 

If that were the case I wouldn't be living in Bumfuck, Georgia.