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I don't see many horror movies. My two moviegoing buddies always see them with their wives.

 

I'm probably too much of a wimp to see them in theaters. Jump scares can go away forever.

 

I got so paranoid about lice that I came home and threw the hoodie I was wearing in the washing machine and put coconut oil and tea tree oil in my hair and imma sleep like that with a satin night cap on and in the morning I'm gonna mist my bed with tea tree oil diluted in water. If none of these things work or are stupid myths don't tell me like lemme live in ignorant bliss ok. I need to feel like I can control it!!!

 

"Lice, lice, baby. :dun dun dun dun du-du-du-dun:"

-Ian

 

sleep tight.

actually really gross idk why i'm posting this.

 

nooooooo

Honestly I'm prob making it worse. Last time I convinced myself I had lice I didn't, but with all the junk I put on my scalp I ended up irritating it and making it itchy thus convincing myself more that I had it and I made my mom check it 1000 times lol.

 

holy fuck i refuse to click play

 

u are a plague in this thread today

 

wow that's fascinating to look at.

 

i'm so sorry. my head feels itchy now why'd I do this.

 

HA BACKFIRE

I work with preschoolers. I have enough lice stories to traumatize everyone forever but instead I'm gonna post this lo res gif of Mark Wahlberg acting badly

 

haha it WAS Carly that I saw them all on, thought after your post it was a wide thing but now I know it's a Carly thing, weird

 

it's just nature guys! or should I say neature.

 

Can we please not post gross/vile gifs or images?

 

Wish more people posted in the movie thread.

I've watched two today but I don't want to be double and triple posting.

 

Edit: OMG I'M TRAUMATIZED.

 

I changed the video and now anyone who reads the comments in this thread on it are gonna be very confused.

 

Watching this masterpiece of cinema right now:

 

Always wanted to see that turd

 

the fuck

 

It truly is ridiculous in just about every way.

 

That's terrifying

 

You guys are telling me you wouldn't fuck that duck?