Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 521

I’ve spent the whole first half washing dishes while watching and honesty doing the dishes has been more fun.

 

Penalty lmao

 

United needing a penalty to beat Luton Town. Jesus.

 

It seems like Southampton are prepared to take Tom Davies off our hands. In a bit Tom lad.

 

It really is bizarre how often we get penalties, and deserved ones, despite struggling to get into the opposition box.

 

Now, now, be fair. There’s still 45 minute for us to lose this.

 

Looks like Suarez is going to Atletico after all

 

Our team is so incredibly stupid. Luton took a quick free kick and got in behind our defence, the ref called it back. So Luton played the exact same free kick and got behind us.

 

First team attack is on for 5 minutes and we look a lot better. The drop off in quality is terrifying.

 

Goal and an assist for Greenwood. Kid is money.

 

Greenwood is just a cheat code in front of goal. He did two step overs, the angle barely changed and he was just like fuck it I'll bend it round the lot of you then. What a player.

 

And that 2nd goal was quality. All the one touch and moving. Very pleasant on the eye.

 

Lmao, he will definitely not make it to the World Cup without being sacked

 

Christ the Netherlands are fecked. That man has somehow fallen upwards his whole managerial career.

 

They have such a fun squad too.

 

Mourinho has dirty pictures of Levy

 

Milik is good but like, are Spurs ONLY buying injury prone players or something?

 

Adding Milik and Dias/Skriniar to what we already bought...Bale, Reguilon, Hojbjerg, Doherty, and Hart....what a window.

 

I did not expect to see this. Apparently the deal could be worth up to £37m, which is crazy considering he's probably not an upgrade on Doherty.

 

He's really not. Weird transfer.

 

Barcelona agree to sell Suarez to Atletico

Drama.

 

I don't understand. I really don't.

The last time we let a world class striker go to a direct rival, oh wait, David Villa also to Atletico, we lost the title to them.

 

Do Barca still have an XI after all this?