(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 74

I hope you meet this child one day and he looks at you then points and goes, "I know what you did!"

 

When I was a teenager, I taped over my niece's Land Before Time tape with a Cinemax movie. Well, turns out, they found it and attempted to watch it...

Alternatively, I spent time with a woman who had a child who pointed at my erection when I woke up the next day and went to sit down for breakfast.

 

It was cooler than the other side of a pillow.

 

Oh man, Land Before Time was dark af

 

I have to stop posting in this thread.

 

If you leave I will quote you back in here.

 

With my likes.

 

Without you this is just the WoW thread

 

Doesn't everyone learn about masterbation, etc from dry humping? No? Just me..

 

I sincerely remember talking about erected penises in fifth grade with my male counterparts:

"Why does it get hard?"
"I don't know!"
"Me neither"

 

In tenth grade, we had sex education. No mention of masturbation, only pictures of sexually transmitted diseases.

 

By the time you're old enough to dry hump hopefully you've figured it out! Unless you mean objects

I figured it out in the bathtub when I was really young and had no idea there was a babe for it until middle school

 

I don't know. Back when I was around the age of nine or ten, my friend and I played house and it involved humping. Or hunching as they call it in the south.

 

I grew up in a strict religious household and so did my boyfriend. Sex was taboo to talk about but we figured it out. Fooling around not sex.

 

hump hump hump

 

My mother was a Catholic. When I asked her if urine was involved in making a child, she slapped me. Over the years, she became more liberal and was fine with sex in the house, so long as we were quiet.

 

Losing your virginity in high school is considered late blooming around here???

I'm gonna cry in the corner of my room right now.

 

I meant the people saying 18-20! If you lost it before 17 fuck you (not really)

 

Bro to broette, that's badass on the real.

 

kids are fuggin in middle school these days. I had a girlfriend in 6th grade who was in 8th who really wanted to seal the deal but I just wanted to hold hands and occasionally get a peck on the cheek like I hadn't even gone through puberty yet. anyways she dumped me and found another kid in my grade who was down. it's weird being my age and thinking about that stuff now.

 

I still haven't done it so you beat me to it

 

see above

 

I believe in you

 

I see no problems