Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 24

Future Prediction:

 

This somehow made 147 million?

 

It’s a pain to post poster pics on mobile but the unpopular opinions thread was shitting on Ryan Reynolds earlier so I’d like to submit nearly his entire filmography to this thread. Like I just remembered that he made a Green Lantern movie years ago, wild

 

I was going to post about Coming Soon in here since I brought it up in that conversation but I couldn’t be bothered to copy the poster. The cast is truly ridiculous and has so many people you would never expect to be in that kind of movie, plus quite a few super famous actors before they were well known. And yet it isn’t even remembered for that. It’s just totally unheard of.

 

Wiki says the box office was $5000 which how is that even possible??

 

I simply don’t know. It’s quite a feat. But look at this cast! It sounds so very made up but I promise it’s real.

 

I saw this in theaters.

I remember literally none of it.

 

Wait I take it all back is that Michael Sheen I see?! Nevermind now I have to care.

 

I never heard of it until a fellow teacher had us watch it over our lunch period over a series of days.
Alls I remember is something about Greek Fire, and someone falls in love with someone from the past and decides to stay

 

Apparently I starred in this movie?

 

Source Code is good.

 

This was only the 2nd movie I ever left during the movie. Luckily this was in my teenage sneaking into the theater days so I didn't pay for it.

 

The Sitter was a good one. The Watch definitely belongs in here

 

Personally, The Watch exists for me due to its Lonely Island connection

 

The Watch was originally called Neighborhood Watch but was changed last minute in the wake of the Trayvon Martin killing when George Zimmerman gave “neighborhood watch” a bad connotation

 

Almost heroes definitely does not belong in here. "Good god lady"...dead evry single time

 

The Sitter is good, but totally flew under most people's radar. I don't know if it was because of bad marketing or just came out at the wrong time.

 

The Sitter had some funny moments, although I will always mourn the loss of George Washington-era David Gordon Green.

 

Holy crap, totally forgot The Sitter existed. I don't remember a lot about it but I liked it at the time

 

The thing that really sucks about the Three Stooges movie is that the actors were absolutely perfect for those roles and did an amazing job. It was just a mess when it came to plot and directing.