(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 70

Seventeen with the first woman I said "I love you" to.

 

I was 16 at the time and it was in girlfriend brother's bed. It was awkward.

 

The brother wasn't in the bed, was he?

 

17 in a bowling alley bathroom.

Haven't had sex since

 

He was in the living room watching Up.

 

19 in her bed. it was awkward and bad

 

that's dirty

this wasn't a toddler bed right

 

I lasted longer than I thought, but it was only around five minutes. But, I played it off and kept going.

 

no kid was at least 8 I think.

 

I didn't make it all the way in... It was her first time too and uh didn't quite fit

 

same (except like my daughter's mom, not yours)

 

Is sex even real? I'm not entirely convinced.

 

if not then where did this baby come from

 

A stork, duh.

 

We lot our virginities to each other in her bed as teenagers after a year of dating. We celebrated with Wendy's after.

 

oh no

 

how

 

where is this hookup culture I keep hearing about

 

I don't know. I was young and my penis stayed hard. I like to think it was a trade off of sorts. One ejaculates quickly, but stays hard. The older one gets that dynamic reverses itself.

 

i tried it once and well it did not feel good

 

I can usually go a couple more minutes before losing it

 

first time? no music. literally every other time ive had sex since, music is on every time

 

I mean, it doesn't, but one tries to please one's partner.

 

last month i fucked to a tim hecker record

 

i have a tongue