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Farmers’ A1manac • Page 249

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dadbolt, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Dirty Sanchez Jul 7, 2020
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    I mean you’re aiding and abetting the bots.
     
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  2. supernovagirl Jul 7, 2020
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Me: I fucking hate waking up early it makes me wanna die
    My body: cool I’m going to wake you up at 8am every day... for funsies!
     
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  3. Rob Hughes Jul 7, 2020
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    Play the Yakuza series

    thanks to Henry's post, I am now going to check out Piratecrack!
     
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  4. oncenowagain Jul 7, 2020
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    Way to fall for his scheme
     
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  6. Your Milkshake Jul 7, 2020
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  7. Dirty Sanchez Jul 7, 2020
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  8. RyanRyan Jul 7, 2020
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    It’s too aaaard for me to understand
     
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  9. Henry Jul 7, 2020
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    Wow your body lets you wake up really late.
     
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  10. RyanRyan Jul 7, 2020
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    If I wake up at 5:30 one more time I’m going to hurt myself punching a wall
     
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  11. supernovagirl Jul 7, 2020
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  12. oldjersey Jul 7, 2020
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    Joke time


    What does a pirate say when he turns 80?
     
  13. supernovagirl Jul 7, 2020
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    Arrrg I’m 80!
     
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  15. RyanRyan Jul 7, 2020
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    Trick question pirates die of scurvy long before this age
     
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  16. oldjersey Jul 7, 2020
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    Close


    They say

    AYYYYYYYEEEEEEE MATEYYYY


    *say it out loud*
     
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  17. Renee Jul 7, 2020
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    9yr old got to my nails already and they're so...textured
    :tear:
     
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  18. Dirty Sanchez Jul 7, 2020
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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Renee Jul 7, 2020
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    Children did not laugh so therefore it is not funny
     
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  20. oldjersey Jul 7, 2020
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    I've been laughing about it for 5 mins now so what's funny now?!
     
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  21. Renee Jul 7, 2020
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    The funnier joke is 8am being late
    :crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:
    I'm in stitches
     
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  22. oncenowagain Jul 7, 2020
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    Thanks now my wife is leaving me
     
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  24. oldjersey Jul 7, 2020
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    I can't sleep past 7am :(
     
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  25. supernovagirl Jul 7, 2020
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    lolol
    That was way better than my answer
    IM SAYIN
    I knew I could count on you to have my back
     
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  26. supernovagirl Jul 7, 2020
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    Howwwwww do people believe this stuff!
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  27. supernovagirl Jul 7, 2020
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    I am genuinely so sorry for you
     
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  28. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 7, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum

    Your face
     
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