Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 58

GLITTER
if you give me anything with glitter on it i assume you hate me

 

yeah fuck glitter

 

the name Tucker

 

people who give you shit for not liking a certain food like any of us can control our taste buds

 

don't make me get that mirror out

 

hey, I just fuck with you. you know I don't mean it

 

I will say I'm happy you came around on Mango tho

 

when people be like "I need the tv to be on to fall asleep"

 

Crying babies

One of the apartments above, below or next to me borrows one during the middle of the day and all it does is cry.

SEND IT BACK.

 

the worst

 

on that note: crying babies in movie theaters

 

migraines

 

lack of motivation

 

People who take forever in the Drive-Thru. I have a friend who does this and I'm mortified every time. I'm currently behind someone who looks like they're giving the barista her life story and I just want a tea

 

I hate that so much

like are you feeding the whole neighborhood or something

 

When my friend takes forever in the drive thru it's legit cause she doesn't know what she wants and I'm like omg the menu at fast food places barely ever changes wtf?!?! And then the worker asks if she needs help figuring out what she wants cause she's taking so long and I just die inside.

 

people who will defend Trump no matter what he does

like he could blow up a hospital full of orphans and they would just be like "those orphans weren't such great people ya know"

 

which brings to mind another one: people who blindly support any and every candidate simply because they're a part of their chosen political party

drives me fucking insane

like, you do know it's ok to be a Republican that doesn't like Trump, right? but it's like they never even consider it

 

The fact that my "friend" still listens to AILD even after I told her why they're absolutely disgusting and deserve no support

 

acronyms I can't immediately figure out

 

people who always have some new lofty goal every time you talk to them and end up doing absolutely none of it

 

considering your prior statement, I'm good

 

oh, I know who it is

yeah fuck that band

 

When your real life concerns permeate your dreams in a very literal way. Like bro unconsciousness is supposed to be the one true place I can escape this shit, but here I am having had my FOURTH nightmare last night where I’m in a crowded place and I’m the only one wearing a mask