Farmers’ A1manac • Page 23

Just got four chorus influenced ads in a row

1. hair loss cream
2. “No collusion” t-shirts
3. Chick fil-a
4. Dude spilling coffee on himself

 

Wait you got an ad for a dude spilling coffee on himself? What was that even promoting hahah

 

murph about to go crazy

 

I ate too much brownie

 

special brownie?

 

Yea

 

Are you a narc?

 

might call my barber tomorrow to see if he even available

 

i'm trying to finish this dumb kids bead craft i found in the basement today and i'm remembering why i never finished it
i did 2 so far, but this lobster looks really difficult

 

Does anyone else keep tissue paper in their car?? I use it surprisingly often. I'm a last minute gift giver and usually am putting together the gift bag in my car and now that I keep the tissue paper in my car I stopped constantly buying it knowing I have some at home but don't have time to stop and get it. I keep gift bags at my work desk too

 

Stomach pain and twiddling thumbs. Bored senseless at work, and hungry, given that I had to skip most of the lunch as it was...well...a smelly fish with huge teeth and seaweed salad with what can only be described as calamari arse soup. I ate a big ol’ bowl of rice and now I’m sat wanting to just sleep and/or cry.

 

i have had it with this stupid fucking lobster. i'm on try 4 of claw one and wtf

 

Wellll you tried and it’s the thought that counts. I think?

 

NO pretty sure i figured it out but jfc this is a child's craft

 

And this is the instructions

 

I had a similar experience trying to do a jigsaw last night. Who the f has the patience for jigsaws anymore like seriously

 

Ngl that’d be in the bin if that was presented to me

 

i found a 1000 piece puzzle in the basement that i'm going to do too

 

Are you some sort of masochist

 

Also wtf my last class?? 4 of the boys decided to take their shoes off and pass them around for each other to smell, and then began smelling each other’s feet and laughing. Fucking gnarly. Wtf is wrong with them?? They’re 14 and even then I don’t feel like that’s an excuse