Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 30

wrong thread

 

not having my bff with me to laugh with me rn irl


Edit: I realize this looks like they might have died, they're alive lol. I just miss hanging with her

 

Every thread is the weed thread imo

 

how high are you rn?

 

That's early spring at best haha

 

OK Mr Texas

 

People who ask silly questions they obviously know the answer to

 

It's so hot the bananas melted and leaked

 

When you cross your legs for a while then stand up and have a weird smooth red spot on the front of one knee and the back of the other

 

When boxes are delivered and left in front of the door so I can't open it.

 

When the sides of a record aren’t marked and you guess wrong or when you put on a 45rpm record thinking it’s 33rpm. Both of these didn’t just happen to me or anything

 

When you turn on the wiper fluid in your car while you’re driving and the water trails off onto the driver’s side window and leaves a big streak

 

When you turn your car off but forget to turn off your wipers and then ten hours later when you start your car and your windshield is dry af and your wipers scrape and screech across and you dribble piss out yourself

 

when you finally get the energy to get your car washed and then it's inevitably dirty 3 days later

 

When you order food “extra spicy” and it’s still not that hot

 

I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this before, but on the subject of sweating, when I worked at the summer camp I would sweat so heavily and constantly that people would often ask if I had just been to the pool or taken a shower. That was certainly fun and didn’t make me self conscious at all.

 

The pointy chip that stabs you in the mouth
Biting your lip. You know in 1 minute you'll be biting it again

 

People who take up nearly EVERY washer in a communal laundry facility. Pretty sure this lady took up every washer and glad I got there when I did. There were 3 large laundry baskets of clothes and she was there with her kids, and when i went to transfer my clothes all the washers were used up and other people came to try and do their laundry but couldn’t. So also means I have to wait to do another load.

There are signs that say to be courteous and not use more than 2? I think.

 

People who don't realize the dotted line means you can pass. I was stuck behind a construction truck going under the speed limit. There were too many cars between us for me to pass the truck, but if the cars directly behind it would've just passed it then I would've moved up on the queue and could've eventually passed it as well. Instead we got this long line of cars who all got defensive and wouldn't let anyone pass but wouldn't pass themselves.

And I was driving for work and was already an hour late getting off work so I was livid!!

 

Going off of that: people that ride your ass when they could easily switch lanes or pass you

 

I think I could single-handedly get this thread to 1000 with driving complaints. I even have a driving face:

 

Literally opened this thread to post one lol

when the light turns green like, the second you’ve just come to a full stop and you have to start accelerating again immediately

 

When someone honks at you the second the light turns green

 

Pt 1:
When someone hesitates too long but still decides to go for it
When they can easily wait 2 seconds, because there is no one behind you, but they pull out in front of you anyway and then just die
Obvs not using a lane signal
People driving the school speed limit after 6pm, or right now at all...there's no school until September.
No turn on red
Red light cameras (sudden stops in snow/slush are SO fun)
When people make a right on red and then bang a quick u-turn to basically make a left on red. Um what?
Seeing people just actually turn left on red
The amount of times I've seen people drive on the wrong side of the road. Multiple times at the same spot
Traffic circles
When the person in front of you slowpokes along but as the light turns yellow they speed up to get through the like but you don't make it
Getting stuck behind a school bus or garbage truck
When people won't let you over. Wtf is the big deal? I will hold up traffic or push my way in, don't test me (but also, if I can obviously see that someone doesnt know where they are going, I wont let them in front of me. I dont want to be stuck behind them)
Cop or roof rack?

To be continued...