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I saw @Dirty Sanchez at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interferrence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. After that when he left he said "these hips don't lie" and threw a whole row of gum on the floor and walked out

 

Had this happen when I was very new. My suoevisor didn't tell me the address was wrong and Long story short iIended up in some hilly remote place and iIgot my truck got stuck in some poor bastards front yard trying to flip lmao

 

@Dirty Sanchez is a savage. Holy shit.

 

this me next week

 

And you could 100% continue from home too I bet? Ridic.

 

ah fuck i am dumb

 

you already know

 

I mean leaking an album is a scumbag move haha

 

u dum

 

please enlighten me

 

ya

 

just another day

 

Hey @Sean Murphy thanks for leaving my 'wow' react on read on IG you scumbag

 

He drove to target for an hour and bought the new 1975 album and a cd drive to rip it. He’s now been called out and I think he’s scared since he’s shut down all his online socials lol.

 

Wait how is it leaking if the records already in stores

 

hahah i do remember seeing that, and also remember being kinda drunk and not knowing how to effectively reply

so i just left it

 

its not supposed to be in stores until friday

 

where was he called out

 

it's weird that it wasn't locked from sale, so Target fucked up

 

sushi tonight

 

Damn maybe the feds should go after target then

 

Twitter. Someone tweeted at their label a manager or whatever.

 

I doubt the person making $10 an hour at Target knows who the 1975 is haha, how did he know that Target had it though