New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 31

i didn’t like sam lol

 

Sam was fine initially but overused. But his and Nick’s interactions were always golden.

 

Cece's bachelorette party is so good.

"Dont open that! What if inside its us but we're older?"

"USA! USA! USA! USA! oh god I just realized someday I'll have to speak at my mothers funeral."

"Not now Robby."

"Police Navidad"

 

with all of the intense handwashing I've been doing, my hands feel like Nick's

*Jess voice* Hooves!

 

Put on this show last night for comfort and of course I was on the episode in season 5 when Schmidt quarantines everyone for being sick lol

 

we could all use a good episode of Poppycock Palace

 

"We didnt have sex! She just wanted me to taste the V."

 

It's pretty incredible that Winston managed to steal the Wisconsin badger and then like a week later steal a woman's cat.

 

classic Winston messaround

 

this gonna be a thing with more comedic actors

 

Been meaning to check that out, how is it?

 

Samberg feature lol, I'll listen to that song at least

I genuinely think he has a good rap voice btw

 

Comedians making rap albums definitely already had peak in the 90s and first half of 00s

 

This is back on Netflix in Canada and I’m very excited to give this a watch. The last time it was on Netflix here I got six episodes into season one and it disappeared.

 

I just listened to the first song and it's fucking hilarious

 

Bad News is quickly becoming one of my all time favorite episodes. Almost every single line in the episode is a joke.

 

Quick refresh of which this is?

I think the prince episode is my favorite.

 

Honey roast

 

- they also give each other oral pleasure. and they masturbate.
- my uncle was on cops, a bunch of times. he got no residuals though, he is poor.
- i'm not ok. and i'm sorry to pull you out of your dance class...oh, the recital was today?!?
- this was really comforting mom. it's like i'm in the womb...sucking my thumb.
- but im lying to my best friend...you're also my best friend, don't...don't start that weird jazz train.
- if i'd met you in your prime, during the war, that would've been glorious! but then we would've been enemies and tried to murder one another. unless we formed an alliance. ugh, you and me, forming an alliance in an old school war? that's a fantasy...or a novel.
- if i had my druthers, you know, 100% of my druthers, i gotta go honey roast
what the hell is that?!!? and don't say it like it's some thing we know!
- the dress code for winston's banquet tonight is...optional. why would he write optional there?
- perth is in australia, cece. we'll start with geography.
- chumbawumba's playing, it's not even tubthumping!
- where are your flash cards? you don't have one single flash card? there's maraschino goo everywhere and you don't have a flash card?
- are you frickin razzing me in there? did i just hear a razz?
- if anything's cute about winston, it's his yawn.
- malia i'm in pain and i want you to know! i want to get this pain out of my body!
- he's happier than me watching coach watching winston yawn.
- are you guys frenching? say you're frenching and i'll stop knocking.
- i feel as if i'm of cotton.
- who gives a rats A?!?! nick and jess break up and you spring this on me like its a frickin weather report?! i am a child of divorce, i'm delicate! should've graduated the first time around, ya buffoon.
- i hope that cat's not driving.
- im drinking a "Catbernet." A pinot "meowir."
- mmmm, let's keep it cute guys!
- teddy bears buy winston for their kids!
- what's up coach? you have so many sweatpants, you need to buy normal pants.
- schmidt, your head's so big! you got a bigass head dude!
- nick calls birds wind mice. nick says yahtzee when he climaxes. he calls turtles shell beavers.
- should we all try to live inside a peach, or is that weird?

 

getting a little mean...time to add some honey!

 

wind mice lmao

 

This is the most feel good show to just throw on. Also I’m trying to pinpoint the moment the writers figured out Winston’s character.

 

There were very brief flashes through season 1 but idk the exact moment.

 

Yeah there’s a lot of flashes of it throughout season one and two but I feel like it doesn’t really happen till at least season 3. I remember lurking the thread on AP back in the day and everybody always talking about it lol. Once they figure it out he’s the best character.