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unlikely

 

I went to get a burrito from my favorite taco truck because they’ve been closed for like a month.

I’m just chilling at my car eating burrito and at the stoplight two cars get in a minor car crash and I’m telling my friend do we call the cops or something as I eat the burrito.

 

don't be a narc eat the burrito

seriously unless neither of them has a phone you don't need to call

 

to be fair I thought when an accident happens you are suppose to call police/ambulance just to make sure everyone is ok but my friend was like nah you good.

 

sorry @GrantCloud

 

i kind of dont want eyes anymore.

 

I think that's the last line of Oedipus Rex

 

$320

 

so many choices for when my stim check arrives

 

thats all ur gonna get? You must be raking it in at ur job

 

that new avi is so epic

 

You missed the beginning part of the story:

 

I slid into his DMs with it

 

I feel like @dadbolt might eat this willingly

 

The 50s were a strange time

 

Do u want to be blind or literally have no eyes

I think I just terrified myself with that question

 

thats hot

 

Yeah

 

@GrantCloud @Mr. Serotonin @SlappinCups @Dog with a Blog @dylan

whats the move

 

yes thank you @Dirty Sanchez

 

Falafel and vegan root beer floats

 

vegan root beer hahaha

 

oh floats