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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by oldjersey, Jan 17, 2020.

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  1. Max_123

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    The owner of Jocelyn's new salon is named Karen and one of her co-workers is always scared now that he's going to let a Karen joke slip and get fired lol
     
  2. Ken

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  3. EASheartsVinyl

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    I think the only one of these I get is Barbie.
     
  4. Mr. Serotonin

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    It's my Thursday
     
  5. BlueEyesBrewing

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  6. Ken

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    There's a character on South Park named Kenny.

    Also, there's an R.E.M. song titled "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
     
  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    He learned from his wife
     
  8. Dirty Sanchez

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    Tell em 50 nanohertz.
     
  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  10. Ken

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  11. EASheartsVinyl

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    Ooooooooh. I was only thinking of Kens. I can’t even wrap my head around you being called Kenny.
     
  12. Max_123

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    @dylan @thesoftskeleton It's not the snow we're gonna have to worry about for the 1975 show it's the Corona :redanger:
     
  13. Anthony_

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  14. Ken

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    I passionately hate being called Kenny and anyone who does so goes on my shitlist.
     
  15. EASheartsVinyl

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    Oh you know I can relate to this hard.
     
  16. BlueEyesBrewing

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    my grandpa was a Kenny
     
  17. Ken

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  18. dadbolt

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    duly noted Kentucky
     
  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  20. RamonaQuimby

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    I saw that the typo berniesander.com redirected you to a Biden donation page. But people caught on so it's deleted now.
     
  21. Dirty Sanchez

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    I almost made this joke after reading this post and forgetting that I read it. I’m brain dead.
     
    aliens exist, Ken, GrantCloud and 2 others like this.
  22. Max_123

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    No I mean I think the band might cancel lol, they're Brits, they don't wanna get stuck here with our shitty healthcare system
     
  23. GrantCloud

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    @jorbjorb we aint playing war zone til I get an invite smh
     
  24. Ken

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    There was this rat-faced, Trump loving (safe assumption), mulleted, rat-tail hair having, phuxckphace on my youth soccer team whom I despised. His Dad was the coach and refused to play me out of some sort of vendetta because his son's name was also Ken, but he went by Kenny. I was the far superior player and likely still am. After two years of this, we got a new coach who started me instead of him, and then the Dad pulled his son from the team. We frequently shit on Kenny's new team and I've hated the name Kenny ever since.
     
  25. Ken

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    it was a bad joke, your dead brain did you a favor.
     
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