QuarAnt1ned • Page 969

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NFL analysts dessssperatelyyyy need something to cling to until free agency in a few weeks. there's literally nothing for them to talk about because nobody actually cares about the stupid combine.

 

1 down

2 to go

 

you sure you wanna do this

 

Epic price gouging

 

Sorry I know he was your boy

 

I just wanna lay in bed and watch bojack horseman but noooo I have to go to school

 

Bezos 2028

 

Spike Lee should start going to every Nets game

 

Two weird things have happened at lowes since this corona virus thing broke out

1: a lady came in and insisted on buying every single ventilator mask we have. I tried to calmly explain to her that the masks would not prevent any disease and were to be sold strictly to people who are already sick. She threw a fit and then we HAD to sell them to her because, well, money.

2: we now have to very carefully dispose of bubble wrap because of the whole “air in the bubble wrap is from China” thing which, again, myself and a couple other managers tried to explain that that was debunked but nope if you are caught popping bubble wrap you will be written up on sight

 

i always thought that Nets PR should have immediately offered that fan who was thrown out of MSG by Dolan season tickets, and the best move now would be to give Spike his own courtside seat and the use of any entrance he wants into Barclays. Just be petty AF because within 1-2 years the Nets are gonna be the team in New York and it's going to be great to watch.

 

#2 seems especially fuckin' ridiculous

 

all of them

 

okay, kanye

 

i'm honestly surprised the doomsday preppers arent out in full force yet, the grocery stores are still plenty stocked. not that this is not cause for concern and slightly scary to be living in, but people are truly going wild.

 

People are selfish assholes while there are healthcare workers out there that can't even get those masks

 

Fuck man, I don't think i've been this stressed out since I got sober

 

think I'll do one more Never Have I Ever but I think I'll keep Do You Like going for a bit. it's pretty fun

 

there's like no hand sanitiser in so many shops over here, like even online is sold out

 

he just keeps saying “I can get it done”

 

frickin nerd

 

Preventing Coronavirus: How To Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer

 

robitussin?