QuarAnt1ned • Page 769

thought I popped into the absurdist twitter thread for a sec

 

Ok if you're going to defend pop punk tell me why man overboard had 3 guitarists

 

because

 

Hahahhaha

 

Well gosh guys

 

With an AK?!

 

i exercise my 2nd amendment right motherphuxker bc i is americ@n

 

true never thought about it that way before

 

“YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS” - People who are so bad at hunting deer that they need automatic rifles apparently

 

Let's face it man overboard would have sounded exactly the same with one guitarist

 

Never heard man overboard let me guess their songs go like:
“Oh high school, oh oh oh,
Oh high school, oh whoa oh oh oh,
It’s so rough! I’m not tough!!
Oh oh oh
Oh wow ohhhh high school”

 

That sounds too much like a Linda Belcher song and therefore can’t possibly be bad enough to be Man Overboard.

 

Pretty accurate tbh

 

Here goes the hair There goes the hair Where is Harry Truman?

He's dead in the ground He's dead in the ground He's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

 

NFG singer joins in
“Oh woohoo
YeAh! We’re tough!!!
Yeah she wants me to bring her Caviar!
But on a paperboy wage, with paperboy days
I just can’t do it!
Unless I commit a crime!

stealing your boyfriends money!!
Getting the money
Yeah she wants me to bring her caviar
But in these paperboy wages

 

I don't know how old I am.
I don't know if I'm grown up.
I feel good when i hold your hand
But when you're gone its not enough.
I'm busy trying to save the world
And making plans to see a girl.
I'll rescue her if I can
Figure out how old I am

I mean that's an actual MO lyric I think @Dirty Sanchez 's song is actually better

 

kill the turkey

 

“Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth, that’s what Thanksgiving is all about.”

Also, your father and I are both MILFs now.

 

@littlejohn

 

the most punchable gif

 

Fuck Walmart from every angle forever they fucking suck