QuarAnt1ned • Page 44

I would have way too much anxiety of getting caught to try to ever fake a pee test. If I knew there wasn't a chance i'd pass I would just not show up lol

 

go get ramen on saturday??? phxuers

 

still might eat some jelly and drink a couple bottles of water beforehand to be on the safe side tho

 

this was graphic

 

I've done it with motherfuckers gawking at me, idk how I got away with it. I only did a few times.


A halfway house i lived at has like 15 mirrors in front of the toilet so they were looking at your junk in every angle so you couldnt cheat it lol

 

but I CANT HAVE IT TODAY GODDAMMIT

 

~no one has to know~

 

pee into a condom and tape it to your leg, leave the condom in a cup of warm water on the way to the drug test

 

so thats what a tainted urine sample is

 

yeah this checks out

 

s i n n e r

 

sounds like urine trouble

 

or so I heard, never done it...

 

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My favorite Soft Cell song

 

Faking a pee test seems like too much work just don't work for the narcs

 

yeah, I know the drill but it's next to impossible to do with a lady right outside the (ajar) door telling you to hurry up and listening intently to your every move. just seems like something a person with anxiety could never hope to do

 

damn grant cloud is probably walkin around with a pair of ribbed her pleasure trojans on his calves at all times

 

why r1bbed?

 

for her pleasure

 

How do you think I got these calves so jacked cups

 

that’s true I suppose, I’ve never had a drug test where they leave the door ajar though. Kinda only thought they did that with people on parole and what not.

 

guess it depends on the policies of the place. this one was at Quest

 

i was in a closed/locked bathroom for mine. i really coulda done anything.