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Hannah and I are celebrating 2 months (I know, lesbians right) and going mini golfing and getting pancakes. How about you?

 

quit livin in the past

 

In high school I was like one of the only people on the football team that didn't use dip and the other guys used to always try and pressure me to do it. So one day before a game I put a Tootsie Roll in my lip (because it turns your spit brown), went into the locker room and grabbed a paper cup, and pretended that I was doing it. They were all psyched that I finally did it until someone noticed that the spit wasn't the right shade of brown lol and then they called me a p*ss* and other fine things that teenage boys will often say.

 

gimme some names so i can chew their asses out

wait

 

this one is generally empty, and of course literally everyone in front of me has never been here/or doesnt know how to order

 

I do love that jerky chew though that shit is

 

smh

 

I eventually did try dip in college, guys finally convinced me to put in one pouch after practice one day while we were showering. Got immediately lightheaded and almost slipped in the shower lol.

 

prob gonna go out on the town with the lady and get a lil frankd lookin forward to it. it was so nice out today, is mini golf outside or inside?

 

Gonna do a spicy chocolate challenge tonight, will probably be recorded, I may provide a link to said recording if it gets posted online.

 

what is this?

 

so nice out today? the fuck?

 

Inside mini golf, we're gonna do shots before we go in cause I think the place is kinda shitty. Never been though. Enjoy getting franked with your lady don't get in too much trouble

 

this sounds like something i would do

 

idk one of my dumb friends bought some super spicy chocolate bars or something and me and two of my other dumb friends are going to eat them

 

We would get along Ken

 

do I want Italian or sushi tonight?

 

Film it

 

I believe that is the plan

 

I expect receipts

 

You’ve been talking about sushi for like two days now, get some sush man

 

Sushi