2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 158

I'm aware of your plans

 

she’s taking you to Fresno

 

You are 4 hours away thank god

 

I’m actively rooting for her to take him to Fresno and leave him there now

 

I’m gonna go to Taco Bell before work and get some reapy bois

 

No you’re not

 

My TB was out of reaper sauce. The other two were ok

 

Ok

 

Please mark as NSFW

 

that’s the ideal scenario

 

Really? I’d be miserable and it’d end with me curb stomping you and your entire family

 

showing this to the police currently

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen ?

 

Ian has like the opposite of cop energy

 

He’s a fucking narc, mad

 

Thanks ignore the haters friend

 

Christian mom is seeing someone now. I’m seeing someone. The world moves on

 

You ever feel weird about hating cops but loving a show that makes them out to be quirky funny friendly progressive people

 

Hmmmm....I don’t know if I’ve seen one like that

 

I don't post here often, so I don't know who remembers the last thing I talked about with the IG girl. Anyways, we've been texting a lot lately. And somehow or other, we have this bit where she thinks I'm a psycho and will kill her. Started with me expressing my love for horror movies, Halloween Horror Nights, etc. Anyways, I told her my mom watched ID/murder shows all the time, so if I did, I'd get away with it. The girl mentioned suburban moms and the show Snapped. I texted my mom to refresh my memory about one of the murder stories she saw at 930pm. I feel asleep around 1030, her, and my dad texted me and called me all night. I saw a bunch of notifications on my phone when I woke up at 330a so I called them. This shit is so fucking funny. I called my mom again this morning to ask what the hell she was thinking and she told me, "I didn't think you'd ACTUALLY murder someone, but I thought you were so angry you were threatening it to someone. "

WTF MOM!?

 

The month or so that I’ve spent with Leah feels equivalent to 4 months with my last girlfriend and I say that as a high compliment. It’s crazy and I fully acknowledge that I am a fucking sucker

 

I love a good love story

 

The good ones end in heartbreak

 

that’s makes it better