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No promises

like I see you edited your post but I “joke” about it if you could call it that but this is precisely the type of shit that makes me not want to be alive

 

A1 roadtrip, we will find her, finish the job and then get cuban sandwiches

 

I genuinely didn’t make it that far haha. I got like a few paragraphs in and was laughing and rolling my eyes and also sobbing all at the same time so I bounced

 

ooooooo

 

I’m not even going to bother reading that

 

We need you around to keep @CoffeeEyes17 in check.




Also for lots of actual genuine reasons but I hope you already know those.

 

designed our house. it’s dope. none of you are invited. no @ at this juncture.

 

if im not invited, im burning it down

 

Wtf the fuck Elizabeth I am such a good boy did you not see my pitch for Kawaii 5-0 that’s adorable pls don’t yell at me I’ll cry

 

ITS ABSOLUTELY a boycot against female athletics lol - if they were covered more and reported on more BY the major networks people WOULD tune into them more. ESPN will spend LITERAALLLLL DAYSSSS talking about ONE game that say lebron played in, and devote like 40 seconds in an early morning program to like the entire WNBA finals.

The only time I think women in sports get covered properly is whenever Serena does something bc shes the goat.

Shes honestly the best athlete of our entire generation and it aint close.

 

[me when cobrakidjon posts]

 

I honestly didn’t expect people to hahaha like I said I couldn’t even get through it!

 

Got one paragraph in, read "My inspiration actually came from a man (God forbid, a man has ideas these days)" and then noped the fuck out

 

Look I was going to say that if she wasn’t around she’d miss things like Kawaii 5-0 but I was afraid that would backfire on me.

 

well settle for a mockup picture

 

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I’d lay down my life for you no questions asked

 

sounds like a cop to me

 

Ken isn't a cop.

 

@Sean Murphy whats your favourite WNBA team?

 

Btw the way the one bit I refuse to leave in 2019 is typing acronyms and then using the acronym as if it’s the first word of the acronym and spelling it out anyways IE “lol out loud” because it’s a subtle critique of the government and I think my wokeness is needed in these troubling times. I’m truly a hero

 

I have my eye on you two