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i love that your cat has a middle name

 

my caterpie don't want none of deez

 

What's their first name

 

That guy prolly needs to change his pants holy hell

 

Actually terrifying to think about being around a gorilla in any type of mood, out in the open. Happy, sad, or angry, you're still probably getting your ass tossed around.

 

butterfree

 

NICE


@Dog with a Blog

 

Bam Margera: what will he do next?

"whatever the fuck I want"

 

The stats wouldn't let me

Men lie women lie Dustin and numbers don't

 

That's business, baby.

 

Renton (Rennie or Ren for short)

*Edit: my husband named him after the guy in Trainspotting -_-

 

Trying to figure out why the internet isn’t working is the worst

 

EDIT: there weren't supposed to be more people posting after @Fucking Dustin before this post smh

 

Mr. Serotonin: A Tail of a Tale

Mr. Serotonin, born JK as is custom in his family, was raised by his mother and father alongside his brother James K. His upbringing might seem unusual to some, being as he was treated as a domestic animal in the early stages of his life. As time went on, his father particularly must have been concerned about the impact a fully grown dog-man would have on the environment. Was the biosphere ready to handle the unique and unpredictable lifestyle of such a being? Having abandoned their obedience training, Mr. Serotonin would go on to reach the age of 28, obtain a job in an office, and communicate with others using the medium of an online forum. Much has changed in his life, but the thought of what could have been still leaves a spicy taste in his mouth.

 

That's fucking bullshit--same with any manager who is like "can't rate yourself perfect, you're not." well fuck you, I'm not here to shit on my self-esteem, I'm amazing until you tell me I'm not.

I've literally ignored directives to not grade myself perfect. I mean, I'm definitely not but fuck that.

 

they suddenly remembered a car payment on their mid-life crisis Porsche.

 

hit it with a hammer

 

Maybe they just pulled out your molars and called it a day

 

hell yeah I had Taco Bell last night too

 

who is adapting this to screenplay

 

safety second