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You can’t hate curvy wife guy and like epic rap battles at the same time

 

Ok boomer

 

Thank you. I sort of forgot about it until now but ugh it sucked. I can’t imagine how awful it must be for others who have it happen regularly.

 

Oh dang!
couple things:
I guess I didn’t think too much about it because I had my friend nearby who I was going to give it back to if I got caught, I wouldn’t have had to just give it up lol
Also, I didn’t say so but I’ve been exclusively talking about putting it in your carry on. so I wonder how much of this was carry on vs checked bags, I read it was harder to get away with checked bags bc it’s routine for them to search them

Because after doing it I honestly don’t know how people get caught lol
I’m not trying to be whatever but plant matter doesn’t show up in the X-ray so there is literally no way for them to know unless something else in your bag (ie change or in Max’s case a camera) looks “suspicious” and they have to open it up. Other than that they look at your carryon for all of 10 seconds

 

Man, I’m legit surprised I didn’t fall asleep driving home early this morning from Dani’s place, we were up all night

 

This is a flex

 

Wow that is a long time to be up

 

Same basically haha. I am spending tomorrow afternoon and Thursday morning cooking. On Thursday we have two places to go to that both fall over lunch. I also told my grandma that I would swing by in the evening, so it should be interesting. I like being around family but I’m usually exhausted by the end of it.

 

California, **** in peace
Simultaneous release
California, show your *****
She's my priestess
I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DANE COOK

VS

CARLOS MENCIAAAAAAAAA

BEGIN

Carlos: Que tal Dane Cook, im the bad boy of comedy
Rapping against me is like my delivery: there’s no stopping me
Hope the crowd packed a lunch
since you take 1 hour to tell a joke
A comedian with no punch
You’re like the Koolaid man, too slow!
When I see your specials on late night tv
I’ve only got 3 words for you: DEE DEE DEE

Dane: Carlos Menstelia, nice to see you’re back at it
Maybe I should call up Rogan so yall can take another crack at it
Or do you prefer Ned? After all, that’s your legal name
You just go by Carlos to tell racist Hispanic jokes, and even those are super lame
I may be long-winded but at least my shows still sell
While you’re wallowing in self pity or stealing bits in jail!
This whole verse probably went over your head
You’ve never been too sharp
Maybe you need to take another vacation
Might I recommend South Park?

 

EPIC

 

You are braver than I am! I always ship my stuff to a house when no one is home. Also my fiancé seems to be on some sort of list as every single time she travels, TSA pulls her aside and is typically extremely rude to her, haha.

 

blink thread user 1: I think nine is better than California

blink thread user 2: all the albums are awesome

Blink thread user 3:

20 likes

 

I did an oz and now I’m like wish I woulda done the whole 2 oz lol

ooh that sucks. Is she a bigger girl? I know fat people get messed with by TSA. They patted down my back but obviously it was all in my bag so it was nbd
That sucks that they’re always so rude to her :(

 

I have good news....I FINISHED MY PAPER YALL


Now let’s just hope she accepts it since it’s 13 hours late lolol


Also let’s get started on this 5-7 page paper that’s due 23 hours from now woooo

at least that ones about feminism so it should be easy for me*


*famous last words

 

It's due the day before Thanksgiving? Dick move

 

careful

 

Jocelyn just sent me this lmfao

 

Hey I get it now!

 

Damn! My anxiety would have been crazy trying to do that.

She’s not. idk what it is. Maybe it’s all the trips to and from Colorado? Haha

 

Cups do that with this

 

Okay, this is epic