People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 729

When all the listicle articles fall off the trees.

 

i like to wack them off with a stick.

not a s*x thing.

 

If not a sex thing what are you even doing?

 

my life is in shambles remember?

 

Oh you’re right. My bad.

I’m here to fix your life by pointing out everything you’re doing wrong.

 

yeah eoty stuff

 

whacking with stick only for sex. got it. what else?

 

Dial back the drinking a little. Or keep it to when around others. Uuuuuuuhhhh smoke a bowl and relax now and then.

when you’re done killing someone, get a real good fire going.

 

i like this. you should write a book. for me.

 

Done and done. Chapter 3: in which you have to cook a body

 

i can't put it in acid?

 

Acid isn’t very easy to acquire and especially not in large enough quantities to not raise suspicions. Anyone can make fires.

 

but the smell of hickory wood-smoked corpse will raise suspicion as well

 

I think that'd out your neighbors or whomever smells it as a cannibal and they'd keep quiet. Not like the average person is going to recognize the smell of longpig.

 

That’s deep

 

Where's @littlejohn when I need somebody to appreciate the Yankees on this blessed day? Miss you dude

Morning all

 

today is tuesday

 

no

 

Yes

 

Not my fault the Twins can't win in the postseason

They had a good year though. They can build on this. 100+ wins is nothing to shake your head at.

 

Only what the 47th time this decade that the Yankees have advanced this far in the post season

 

It's my Wednesday

 

And I'll cry if I want to

 

This hasn't really been our best decade so this is redemption lol