People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 717

like you were saying a Chippendales dancer isn't your type right, does he look like Channing at least

 

I think he's objectively attractive but yeah not my type at all. He seems fairly nice tho which makes me like him more than like.... 90% of ppl my friend normally talks up lol. It's just awkward cause he's like "....hey I have friends for your friend [me]. What's your type?" And I'm just like..... Idk not douchebag which eliminates like 99% of the male population of Vegas on the strip

 

Omg I wanna make my graceful exist so I can go to in n out and hang in the hotel room and eat as she flirts with this guy and I'm an awkward third wheel but I'm trapped in this booth.

 

U guys this is wild. Like I'm watching two attractive humans flirt non awkwardly like functioning adults in society. It's like watching national geographic.

 

Omg they're both bragging about how they don't watch the news. Guys. This is ppl.

 

Omg his own mom blocked him for sending her anti-hilary stuff on Facebook. This is going down fast. For me. I don't think my friend gaf.

 

wait is your friend Lana after all

 

Just white and privileged...... So yes lol

 

can you make things super awkward for fun?

 

Oh I'm working on it. Being the awkward wingman who brings up things about my friend being a car model and growing up on a farm and rly working on convincing them they're a good srs couple when she's clearly doing a casual thing



Omg he's showing her his tan lines.

 

Now they're talking about the drugs they've done and when is the good time to take shrooms. He also showed her his boxers because he won't let women put money between his skin and boxers anymore cause it gives him a rash.

Still trapped in this booth.

 

Is there anyone else there or are you just sort of there as he works his moves on her?

 

Nope just there as he works the moves! I occasionally chime in but am mostly sitting on my phone, being the best DUF lol

 

He's telling her not to tan and the dangers of sun damage so he's earning some points for me here lol but in general he's like nice but dumb.

 

Oh thank God he left to buy drinks and me and my friend touched bases. She feels bad for third wheeling me and asked if I wanted to do something else and I feel bad for leaving her when she's enjoying herself so we're on the same page so I left and I'm in the line for in n out as I type about ready to hang out in the hotel room and live my introverted life by myself. Being friends with an extrovert has its perks when one of us can be like "peace I'm out" and the other wants to sit and be a human being who talks to ppl. Love that we're both understanding and I can bail

 

Like she's worried about upsetting me like sis.... I'm gonna eat and then shower and watch Frasier in my PJs by myself like this is my element and I am alllllll good

 

It's nice she "cares" (I question it's legit if she knows you well and your predilections), but it's good to be able to get away and have you both understand each other! (Hopefully you told her to use protection)

 

studying for my test while I have YouTube on in the background is the ideal scenario tbh.

 

Spanish class girl just sent me a text saying “you up?”

And I 100% wanted to respond “it’s early for that text” but I don’t think she is ready for that humor.

 

Do it you coward

 

how does an episode of South Park become real life in like less than a few days after it aired

 

Eh I think if had told her that I wanted to hang with just her without that guy she would've listened. I think in the past our different introvert/extrovert personalities have clashed a lot and have led to issues. I think she feels guilty with me leaving because she legit can't understand why someone would rather hang out alone. And I have a hard time leaving her because I can't understand why someone would just want to hang out alone with a stranger in a bar without having an "out." Like being a young introvert with depression I always feel so guilty and insecure for being "boring" around friends and not wanting to go out and stuff so it's a good compromise for me when I can just be honest and leave. Last night she left the xtina show early cause she said she didn't feel good. I was slightly paranoid that she had left to hook up with a guy and that would've made me mad because of the lying, but she was legit sick. As long as the other person is upfront and honest and isn't like having sex in my hotel room I'm good lol

 

Yeah, I can't understand hanging out with strangers and prefer chilling alone in my apartment, so I totally understand your side of things. (Plus the whole aspect of being alone with a stranger and drinking...)

But it's good that you both seem to understand each other. How was Xtina last night?

 

"yes, shall i come over?"

 

Is the AMA still active?