People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 695

bro we can all go at the same time and touch peens

 

Wait is that a butthole on top?

 

i think that's so you can flush it out

 

No

 

Yeah that’s what buttholes do

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

Everybody ok in here

 

ok abbott and costello

 

oh you don't incinerate it afterwards?

 

I like how it looks like I posted the ad

 

Looks like some people got the Friday hornys

 

you got some jalapenos too?

 

You are

 

sick

 

Can't blame them really, weekends are a turn on

 

I'm fully torqued jus thinkin' 'bout it

 

@bachna84 when two terrible things combine

 

I’m just here to talk about a hydro flask

 

Our largest and most annoying client submitted 2 massive issues to us this morning that are gonna take multiple weeks to resolve

They know this and they're still demanding an update 2 hours later

I'm gonna explode

 

send them the following.

Dear Client,

Fuck off.

Thank you,

Fucking Dustin

 

what's your line of work?

 

Someone at that company emailed me earlier today about a different issue that we're fixing in our next release and demanded it be resolved overnight

I just forwarded that new email requesting an update to him and said "this is why you're not getting your fix overnight"

 

OMG

 

that's what my gym teacher taught me

no, not at all

how do you reuse it then?

I'm sorry. Big clients typically are the biggest assholes.