Unpopular General Opinions • Page 159

Lewis Black’s whole bit about it is how I feel about it.

 

My posts are apparently me hating on chocolate but I hate how things I don't want chocolatey are often chocolatey. Like I don't want a chocolate protein shake or protein bar or breakfast bar or whatever. Sometimes a chocolate chip muffin will trick me into thinking it's delicious blueberry and the disappointment is palpable! I think maybe I just don't like chocolate for breakfast.

 

Reminds me that Oatmeal Raisin cookies are the devil in that regard too

 

Chocolate is my favorite thing in the world

 

I feel this on a similar issue I’ve had as a vegetarian with certain grocery items but the only one coming to mind now is frozen pizzas: for whatever reason, basically every brand will only ever make either a “completely plain” or “meat-heavy” version. Either a cheese pizza or *some* sort of meat topping. Like you’d think even meat eaters would want some more diverse options

 

Tbh I'm surprised how difficult it sometimes is even to find plain cheese flavor! (RIP frozen cheese taquitos). But it is ridic how meat is in everything. ia it's like they think meat eaters can't handle just veggies or something?? They're not that fragile! Like I'll see all these good looking salads and they all have meat like IS NOTHING SACRED?!

 

Yeah even before I stopped eating meat I distinctly remember times I would go to restaurants wanting something lighter than a meat option but they just literally don’t offer them

And I hate being the dick who asks for special accommodations, but with so many restaurant items it’s like why can’t meatless just be the default and then you have the whole “add chicken/beef/etc” like at Asian restaurants

 

x

 

I love oatmeal raisin cookies

 

is this that unpopular? They're a very popular cookie

 

People seem to hate them quite a bit

 

They are low on my list but I’ll def slam some oatmeal rais down my gullet


Chocolate chip
Snickerdoodles
Peanut butter
Oatmeal raisin

 

Snickerdoodles mvp

 

these are the real deal:

 

Anyone who gets mad that an oatmeal raisin cookie isn't chocolate chip is a stupid coward

 

What if they have a Raisin allergy?

 

Sounds made up

 

For the record, I'm not allergic I just hate Raisins so I'll gladly accept the criticism, but if you are allergic I feel bad for you

 

YOU sound made up!

 

Got em

 

I don’t think those Instagram comics with the aliens that talk like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory are funny at all

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

bazoongers

 

I'm an old lady and I love those molasses cookies