People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 576

What a savage

 

Yup I was 18 and stupid and didn't realize how employment worked hahaha

 

Yeah it was a total shitshow, guac everywhere

 

explain your 273 google searches for "waterplay" then

 

You can always buy gold lmao

 

drinking at the airport is a dangerous game 3 beers and you get a bill for $52

 

Fucking ow

 

Rude that @Max_123 didnt want to tell us how rich his dogs are

 

I love this iOS update.

 

is this a Huey Lewis song

 

I'm afraid of what they'd do to me if I tell

 

It 100% is I was singing it in my head

 

what the fuck kind of beers are you drinking you rookie

 

don't need a credit card to ride this train

 

fucking good ones

 

my phone tries to autocorrect lol to lola bunny now

 

here's the move for the airport....
get dropped of with a buzz, not enough to get bounced by security though. chew some gum to hide any booze breath.
go through security, hit the bar and push your buzz juuuust a little farther. not so much where they don't let you board, play it off as you're tired.

get on the plane, order two more drinks and take a sweet ass nap.

 

dial down the rule 34 visits

 

h o t

 

make sure your drinks are doubles too, cowards.

 

my go-to plane cocktail is double gin & tonic, but sometimes i'll switch it up and go double bourbon rocks

 

thanks for coming to my TED talk

 

really depends on what the airlines options are. sapphire/tanqueray it's gin, if its beefeater i'm going wild turkey.