People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 560

tell that to people born in 2010

 

Yeah


But it’s never too late to make a TikTokTer

 

whats the katy perry sa story? Im at work so google it for me pls

 

stick with the forms of social media you're good at, blogs

 

no need to get a twitter, all the worthwhile stuff gets posted in the twitter thread here

 

Something about pulling a dudes pants off in front of an audience and I’m sure there’s more to it

 

She pantsed a dancer

 

It's true, you pretty much had to make an account back when it was only for dumb jokes, before Trump decided to release "policy" there

 

The two accusations are actually the second and third made against Perry — and that’s only if you don’t count her grabbing the behind of Shawn Mendes at the iHeartRadio Music Awards back in 2017.

In March, former American Idol contestant Benjamin Glaze, who is 19 years old, claimed that Perry kissed him without his consent during the taping of the show. Glaze, though, refused to press charges and the whole thing was mostly forgotten.

Then, on August 14th, 34-year-old model Josh Kloss made a far more serious accusation. He and Perry met in 2010 during the filming of the video for “Teenage Dream.” Kloss said the pair met socially a few times, and further claims that, during a party, Perry exposed his genitals to numerous people in attendance by forcibly pulling down his pants.

In the latest accusation, Tina Kandelaki, who is a television host in the country of Georgia, says that she met Perry at an industry party. Kandelaki claims that, when she met Perry, the singer was not only quite intoxicated but that she also tried to both kiss and touch her in a sexual way. Kandelaki further claims that she witnessed Perry acting inappropriately with other people at the party as well.

 

And now you have to wait between mass shootings to make dumb jokes

 

CAREFUL

 

I remember when idiots were like "TRUMP WILL BE TERRIBLE BUT HE'LL BE GREAT FOR COMEDIANS" and now every comedian is tweeting facts about healthcare proposals and gun regulation

 

or how it's unfair they can't be racist.

 

Because you follow Patton Oswalt

If Roe V Wade is repealed I'm mailing a tampon to Mike Pence

 

Checkmate

 

THATS NIO A HYPHEN YOU STUPID FUCK

 

I legit didn't know if I followed him or not though haha when Ian posted that I was like "oh shit do I?"

 

AP BIO needs cancelled.

 

bring back king of queens

 

NO

 

It already was dingus