People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 542

But I’m just gonna eat spinach

 

did they consent

 

What I aspire to be.

 

careful of the high sodium

when they were alive? probably not.

 

canceled

 

I don’t like sports but I wish I did because sports guys seem so excited

 

Sports are dumb and a waste of time.

 

okay, I get it.

 

you're a trash boy, what would you know?

 

Until they get depressed when the other team scores or wins, which there is a 50% chance of

 

Up here's a story about a blue guy who lives in a blue world

 

83 minutes until i can leave work for 16 hours

 

But I'm definitely jealous of normies as fun as it is to make fun of them

 

I try not to make fun of anyone.

 

why are dudes so gross on dating apps?

 

Me too

 

Because they're gross everywhere else

 

fair

 

most guys are pieces of shit. on the internet and apps they feel emboldened to be their true selves.

 

?

 

Yeah, I've noticed that. I'm thinking I've just been sheltered from it or have been friends with good dudes or something. Like, the minute I say that I'm just looking at what's out there, somehow they zero in on my lack of experience and then they want to be *the guy* and it's fucking gross.

 

Jason Sudeikis is his nephew

 

Damn