(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 152

all I can think of

 

Bumper cars and race tracks would be fun.

 

I've never had a very positive bumper car experience. It was always very whatever

 

bumper cars seem to hate me and just want to spin around in a circle

 

it may be because the last time I was on the bumper cars was before I learned how to drive so the fundamentals really frustrated me

 

Bumper boats suck. I can never steer it right. I loathe paddle boats as well.

 

go to a grocery store: each party picks out 3 favorite, but different, food items that can be eaten on a picnic and then go people watch at a park or something and talk about why / how the foods you picked are important to you.

different scenery, keeps you busy, lots of topics. usually works well unless the other party is a stinker.

 

fuck bumper boats like I wanna be annoyed AND wet, nah

 

Sometimes I wish I could find someone and be in a fake fb relationship with them

 

My first date with my girlfriend was at a bar where we sat in the corner and people watched as college kids tried to order Bud Lights at a craft beer bar. Then I tried to order a the banana cab which was a car shaped like a banana but it was $50 (probably because I was a little tipsy) so we got busy in a park-and-ride parking lot when a cop broke us up.

tl;dr go to a parking lot and make out a bunch.

 

wow. i barely allow handshakes on a first date. you're just cruising right along.

 

I assume you're opposed to them being on team valor?

I'm thinking of joining team mystic myself.

 

Are you male or female? This is an interesting proposition.

 

First of all, congrats @ChaseTx , I'm glad everything worked out.

Took the week from work for my birthday, so I'm finally back on the forum.

The whole online dating thing has been a bit hit or miss. I'm sure this stuff requires patience and effort, but I get the impression that after a few visits- you've seen all you can on a site. Makes me wonder what's the point of hanging around them.

 

validation and loneliness

 

Team Mystic 4ever

 

Thanks! Things seem to be going well.

Dating sites are all repetition, cycles of excitement and disappointment

 

I'm female lol

 

When ever I'm out of town I always talk and meet women, but when I go out here I hate talking to people.

 

So..I'm talking to this Scottish guy named Ian. I need a translator his accent is so thick ha

 

What if it was just me pranking you

 

....then my heart would shatter into a thousand pieces. Then I'd be like

And then I'd pick up the pieces and try to put them back together again while crying.

 

Well then it's a good thing that's not the case

 

Not that it would be a bad thing if it were you lol

 

Let's do this.....perhaps? We should get real weird with it though haha.