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Getting the emergency exit seat with no one in front and not being early in the boarding group is an amazing feeling.

 

Are diners really as big a deal on long island as they say?

 

The world is an oyster
Locked in a shell
You like the taste of it
Can't take the smell

 

there's one every 5 miles at most yes

 

Ftfy

 

Do you enjoy diners?

 

yeah they're too expensive now though, it shouldn't cost $20 to eat at a diner

 

Okay I’m here continue your convos

 

Deep bro

 

how was your day

 

It's a Jawbreaker song

 

it shouldn't. you're doing it wrong. eggs, meat, grits, potatoes, and toast. that's all that needs to be on any diner's menu.

You ready to order?
How many eggs?
What kind of meat?
Grits or potatoes?
Toast?

Five questions. Start to finish. No follow ups. Nothing. Just those five questions.

 

They come one of two ways - over medium and scrambled. If you do not specify when giving the number of eggs, a coin will be flipped.

 

I could totally see you owning this diner and I'd come in and order a burger or a turkey sandwich and you'd tell me to fuck myself and then make me ham and grits

 

The best part is I'll also own a sandwich shop next door crafting gorgeous and meticulously made sandwiches.

The worst part is I can't fucking eat any of them.

 

My favorite episode of P&R

 

drank a lot of beer tonight and watching parks and rec right now

ama i guess but you dont have to

 

what episode

 

I love Jawbreaker!

 

Marrying the penguins

 

nice. a classic.

 

Gonna be really hungover toMorrow gonna complain aloottt

 

Home at last.