Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 915

People said I look a lot like my dad, i'm horrible at being able to tell if people look like their family members. Also he has shades in this pic so idk lol

 

*iguana spectrum

 

zuckerbergs fresh alien cheeks actually the boss at the end of Area 51

 

my coworker likes which wich more than jasons deli...

 

Am I supposed to have an opinion on this?

 

I know right what the Zuck is wrong with him

 

If it makes Burger King feel any better I wouldn’t eat a burger from Taco Bell either

 

I would smash a taco bell burger, imagine it with the tb taco sasoning

 

give me a dorito burger and we can talk

 

ew

 

Please don't fuck Taco Bell

 

Don’t kink shame Ian

 

@ blink thread

 

Damn my mom just hit me with the “ok” text

 

My parents text me k all the time, rather that than an indecipherable paragraph

 

My mom only talks in shorthand memo form I’m like you know you can write sentences?

 

When she texts that is not when she speaks lol

 

Cool tats @Dumblecore

 

Damn.

I was gonna say she must be compensating for the fact that you can’t shut up

 

My mom will text me, “Hi James, can you talk?” and I’m always like omg who died is my grandma ok?? But no she just wants to chat.

 

I just might

 

I like to think you didn’t come to that conclusion yourself and Dylan planted it in your brain that I talk a lot and you accepted it as fact. I don’t talk that much.

 

you talk more than anyone I have ever met in my entire life and that's not an exaggeration or me trying to dunk on you.

At the 1975 concert a few months ago kaitie was telling me and derek a story she's told us 5 times already (which she does often) and we both stop her within the first sentence or two and tell her she's already told us the story and we know what she's talking about. And she says "I don't talk that much! Fine, I'm not gonna talk the rest of the night." And then not half a second later goes "so anyway!..." and starts the story all over again

 

Yep