Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 706

I gotta go scrounge some dad weed and tryto chill out

 

Elf is a bartender?

 

v v on brand for kaitie to get here 40 min early and drink 6 margs by herself

 

I'm confused were you flying out of a different airport or were you cutting it so close that you didn't factor in traffic, I'm a get to the airport way too early guy duh

 

@thesoftskeleton this may be libel idk idk

 

I’m dating someone going straight to hell. At least I’ll have peace and quiet in the after life

 

oof good point I should probably change my ways. Maybe next year.

 

"hello my friend Derek will be joining me but he sucks so I'm gonna drink his margs too, give me all the tequillas to yeet"

 

cop

 

this is stunningly accurate

 

It's so slow

 

@dadbolt I'm watching Queer Eye and the guy's ten year old daughter has to make herself breakfast because he's still asleep, is that you and Soph

 

it's just good parenting to teach your children cooking skills from a young age

 

Yeah man. I wish my parents taught me that stuff. Granted, they cant really cook so whatever

 

Afterlife? My dude, you'll be just fertilizer and that's all. You ain't got nothing to look forward to.

 

speak for yourself being worm food or burned into ashes is all I have to look forward to

 

I was speaking specifically to @dylan.

You're free to look forward to that if you wish. I'm going for med student cadaver since both cremation and burials are bad for the environment.

 

oh man cremation is bad too, burial and coffins are def bad for the environment and cemeteries are such a waste of arid land

 

It sucks! My mere existence is just bad news for everyone; me and future generation(s).

 

It's all bad

 

No elf just you

 

No Grant ESPECIALLY me

 

what's the environmental impact of being buried inside that Gucci store

 

What

 

Gucci has expanded to death now? NICE