Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 609

noooo don't kill yourself your so funny aha

 

“White men can’t jump”. That’s a saying a lotta people use, take it or leave it. I don’t know your ethnicity. Either way, don’t, ya know?

 

there's not a racist bone in your body

 

I had a doctor say I had a coupla extra bones in my neck, too. Still no racism to be found.

 

What does being white have to do with anything?

 

It’s just a saying. I didn’t come up with it. That’s why I put it in quotes.

 

it's the color of the claw bro

I am white and speaking of jumpers, when is your 3eb show?

 

pikachu is the whitest pokemon

 

Next Tuesday or Monday, I should look it up. It’s the ATL show. I’m gettin amped.

 

I’m gonna buy the new Pokémon game this fall. Not sure I’ll know how to play.

 

you walk around outside and catch/battle/repeat

 

Work day is done. Do I drink a bottle of Johnnie Walker or eat an entire lamb first?

 

he's yellow Ken

 

you need to shave the fur off

 

You can’t say that

 

Going out for vegan food tonight and I really hope I actually like it!

 

I’ll buy and not play.

 

I am high as fuck at work today.

Hearing Mexican ballads while out on the patio is my exact mood rn lol

 

I honestly feel so bad for Boromir. It’s not his fault. He’s a good man at heart

 

I'm blazed to the gills

 

@thesoftskeleton claims to like music more than me but she never listened to streetlight manifesto and won't listen to A Better Place, A Better Time what a phony

 

I think not wanting to listen to ska proves she likes music