Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 420

Hi how is your night going

 

Page 420 binch

 

Yeah

 

who peed on my god damn floor

 

Truth

 

Falsehood

 

My bad

 

Good, working out and listening to the black parade because I’m an emo POS

you?

 

did you wind up stealing a dog

 

Probably @Randall Mentzos since he doesn’t pee in the shower

 

I was working a wedding on Saturday and a woman in her late 50s was hammered, like guzzling down white wine. So we cut her off with like 20 minutes till last call and she was standing there with her eyes closed swaying back n forth lookin like she was about to puke. Her husband helped steer her out and when everyone left I noticed a puddle on the floor and thought hmm I don't see a glass or anything tipped over? She fucking pissed herself. Right there. So I was mopping up urine at 1 am pondering my life. Good times.

 

Peeing in the shower is fucked up

 

please don’t start this

 

give doggo with a bloggo her number

 

Half asleep looking up horror books I want to read. Bed soon since I'm a gma

 

My influence

 

I bought Horrorstor on kindle this morning since it's $2 and looked fun

 

Me: I’m intermittent fasting can’t keep drink
Me 1 and 15 past my fasting window:

 

Should I book a hotel/flight ?

 

JAMES

 

google it u freak

 

I only use ask Jeeves

 

is blood & honey a thrice sponsored beer

 

this is 100% Derek’s fault