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Absurdist Twitter • Page 312

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Jason Tate Jun 29, 2019
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    So baller
     
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  6. Wharf Rat Jun 30, 2019
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  7. Marx&Recreation Jun 30, 2019
    (Last edited: Jun 30, 2019)
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  8. Marx&Recreation Jun 30, 2019
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    Laziest/least funny new joke format — “Name this [household name person or thing in pic]. Wrong answers only.”
     
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  9. tdlyon Jun 30, 2019
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    It's bad but it's still better than

    "Nobody:

    *joke that would have worked just as well without the first part*"
     
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  10. mescalineeyes Jun 30, 2019
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    I think “nobody: “ is a good and valid format, people just suck at using it. I mean there’s humor in people saying stuff unprompted.
     
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  11. Marx&Recreation Jul 1, 2019
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    what annoys me about it is saying "nobody:____" makes no sense lol. It's like when people say "I could care less" when they mean the exact opposite
     
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  12. aliens exist Jul 1, 2019
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    nobody:

    marx&recreation: what annoys me about it is saying "nobody:____" makes no sense lol. It's like when people say "I could care less" when they mean the exact opposite
     
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  13. SlappinCups Jul 1, 2019
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    ah I see noted " postmodern meta-comedian" poster alen sexist has showed up again
     
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  16. Marx&Recreation Jul 1, 2019
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    Is the joke that you didn’t even get the intended format right bc that’s at least sorta funny
     
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  17. aliens exist Jul 1, 2019
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    look, man, i don't need someone with a puny ratio of 1.53 likes per post to tell *me* what's funny or not funny

    get that shit above 2.00 and then come back to me
     
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  18. Marx&Recreation Jul 1, 2019
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    A man who posts for external validation is no man at all
     
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