(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 141

Soon

 

RT

 

Hello it happened

 

about time. this is the only reason i'm still awake.




kidding.


hope it was fun.

 

Now do it again.

 

Slow down champ

 

I'm a believer in repetition.

 

Now I have a date

It's over a week away but

 

RENAME DA THREAD

 

the car dealership girl????

 

Yes. The receptionist.

 

awesome. congrats.

 

Please stop renaming the thread...

 

This person is an aggressive flirt. I'm not complaining.

 

I've think I've accidentally become someone else's booty call.

 

I just saw the worst kind of person on Okcupid.

 

deets!

 

They love: hunting and mudding.

"I don't support:
Bitches
Marijuana
Gay marriage
Politics
Marijuana
"

"If God isn't what your whole life is about, I am not interested in you on any level. If God is not your number 1, you are a sinner and going to hell. I believe absolutely everything that the bible teaches. No compromise or interpretation can be made. It is F-A-C-T"

 

Oh wow. I think she needs to re-read her Bible because she doesn't seem to understand it.

 

Who could hate weed so much they put it twice?

 

I didn't even notice that haha.

 

Send her a message asking her to smoke two marijuanas with you then go to your friends Steve and Trevor's wedding on Capitol Hill.

 

Troll her. Didn't "gay" use to mean "happy"? Be like "you don't like happy marriages, only sad ones. That's a shame :("

 

Be sure to let her know that you're weed free and meth is more your...speed...