The Metal Thread Genre • Page 391

I'm still partial to Eyehategod

 

Flub.

 

The “I” is silent

 

It's hard to beat these guys in terms of bad band names in my eyes.

 

Counterpoint: it’s actually sick

 

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Anal C*nt can't be left out when mentioning band names

 

Anal Vomit is a terrible band name

but

I kinda like it

 

Goatpenis is a band that actually writes decent war metal. But I would never put their logo on a battle jacket.

 

Goat Vulva tho

 

That doesn’t even make sense.“Anal vomit” is essentially diarrhea. So their band name is diarrhea? Lmao!

 

lol yes!

fits the filthy riffs tho

 

will post my thoughts on the first Satyricon album tomorrow morning

 

I think I'm gonna go with Neurosis. Seems to be the one that gets the most love, but Thou is a close second.

Yup. That, plus the dudes in the band are hella sketch unfortunately. It sucks, because I loved their music before I knew about that.

 

So that Serpent Of Gnosis album is fucking sick. It's like the grind-ish album JFAC never got to make and it just slaps.

Devil Master's album is totally ridiculous cartoony shit and I dig it a lot. It's like if Tribulation went more raw and dirty. Just straight up fun.

And as I predicted, that new This Gift Is A Curse album utterly flayed me alive. Fuck me, that is some good-ass blackened sludgecore.

Also, I'm a shameless trendhopper so I want to do one of these 5+ album things so someone give me a band - preferrably some obscure 90s metallic hardcore band that the kids are dick-riding in 2019 but will take anything.

 

Also, I've gotta do my true blue patriotic Ocker duty and post music by sick ****s from my homeland. These dudes are a local Melbourne band who do the whole sludgy crust-core thing really damn well. One of them is actually in the more poppy garage punk band Clowns, which is pretty cool and kind of funny.

 

Even in my deathcore days I thought that band name was fucking terrible. And I shamefully defended Waking The Cadaver as a band at that point...

 

Also also, this is just... unfff.

 

I actually feel bad when I laugh at anything 5FDP-related because it seems cruel to laugh at people who seem to have that little self-awareness. Now I feel a bit less so.

 

I'm fairly sure I know the answer to this, but are they a skramz band?

 

Noothgrush would be a good one for you but finding all (most) the albums could be hard... then again I am super lazy in this Spotify day & age & you might be better than me at this

 

AAFCC, while i love them, are pretty close to the worst name i’ve heard haha

 

Yeah their name invokes a lot of weird feelings from me. Love them tho

 

Yes I see that. Well if you have any others in that vein I'm happy to give them a try.