The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1095

What does a day in the life of @alien sexist look like?

 

Which daddy?

 

imagine you procrastinated everything in your life, left everything until the last minute, and were always late everywhere you went

 

shouldn't be too hard for him

 

Well the first two are me

 

I’m v punctual tho somehow

 

once likes good boys
daddybolt likes naughty boys
so brewing gets the deciding vote for all daddies

 

I need to be places like at least a half hour early

 

This is very off brand

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t like being late it’s rude or it impacts me negatively

 

I need to stop playing guitar a full hour and a half before work if I want to have any hope of getting there on time

When I'm doing something immersive time fuckin FLIES and I am the king of justifying "5 more minutes" to myself

 

Oh I have done this tho. Playing guitar is like entering a black hole

 

My children are very punctual though

 

i can be punctual and a brat

 

I can see why they let you manage a theatre

 

The show must go on

 

Especially when you're trying to work something out that's difficult. An hour is 10 minutes

 

I used to be in denial that 5 minutes late mattered

Then I got fired from a job I really liked because I was 5-10 minutes late too often

TIME TO GROW THE FUCK UP RANDALL lol

 

Same tho

 

Remember when I could ban people for mentioning b182

 

Jane Lynch is like 10 feet away from me rn

 

Say something spooky

 

At least I’m 90% sure it’s her

 

that's david dumass