The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1086

anyone who likes this post is a cop

 

Yeah that backfired real quick

 

okay @Shrek

 

One thousands of

 

Wait, this post or that post

 

Dude where is @Shrek

 

yes

 

He’s been spending all weekend at Hooters and strip clubs

 

Cancelled lol

 

Oh he's in Florida?

 

Camcelled*

but yes

 

fuck Publix it creeps me out that they're so polite I go to Kroger where there is no pretense of giving a fuck about me or anything

also the cost ofc

 

All I'm saying is 21/25-size shrimp is $7.99 a pound at Kroger

That's the cheapest they EVER have it on sale at Publix

 

upstate new york so basically

 

Also, we got two fat chicken breasts for $3.84

Easily at least $5.50 at Publix as well

 

They have $1.41 salsa for tortilla chips, which is a godsend

$2.99 and up at Publix

They also have chips that are even cheaper than Publix $2 Santitas

 

Take a picture with the Vin Diesel wax sculpture

Talk to a guy handing out his mixtape

Take a picture with cum covered Spider-Man and then don’t give him $20 for it

Maybe talk for a little bit with one of those people that stand on the corner playing Jesus things out of a boombox while holding a giant yellow sign saying we’re going to hell

Should be about 2 hours

 

Fucking hero. Set the groundwork for my kind

 

oh he's in Fresno?

 

A whole pack of bacon was fucking less than $4

You gotta get two BOGO to get that deal at Publix

 

Are those not valid professions? Perhaps you’re the cancelled one

 

I did two of these things.

 

for $20 I better be able to cum on Spider-Man

- @CobraKidJon

 

Buddy they won't even let me fuck it

 

Nuke Upstate New Yor-

oh wait I live here woops