The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1037

Strawberry though? If he were a fruit, he'd be lemon.

 

It's ruining my buzz tbh

 

Lemon is the best flavor so yes

 

you trying to get your ass kicked??????

 

okay Drake

 

I found this picture of you

 

Will you please kick mine

 

Cinemark theaters are nice.

 

are you tryin to suck up to dog with a blog for something

 

CUPS!!!!

 

no he just loves corporations

 

Facts don’t care about your feelings

 

Please, keep it PG, this is a family thread

 

If he loves them so much, why doesn't he marry them?

 

Ugh, don't wanna do laundry tonight, but it'll be better than tomorrow night. The plight of the lazy/dont want to leave apartment.

 

They're considered people, so I'm sure he could if he finds one he particularly fancies.

 

I mean, just think of the tax breaks!

 

Wtf

Box office attendant: to any available manager, I have a guest on line 1 who wanted to talk to a manager about her experience earlier today

Person on phone: hey I just wanted to call and let you know that I went earlier and everyone was incredibly friendly and helpful and I just had a really good experience


I didn’t really know how to respond lol

 

Fam

 

Interesting prank call.

 

do it in person coward