The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 995

Seriously, this is a way more important argument than whatever is making the blink thread collectively clutch their pearls

 

please listen to rose gold by kitty

 

I’m partial to Canadian bacon anyway

 

in this one very specific case he's right

 

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I CALL IT BAGEL MEAT

 

That's the thing t*yl*r h*m people always ignore: the brand is "Taylor" and the product is "pork roll". There's no ham involved at all. If they really need to be capitalist corporate bootlickers then they should at least be accurate and call it "taylor pork roll".

 

one of the first things i saw in new jersey was a couple screaming at each other outside of a planned parenthood. so it was basically just as i pictured it in my head.

 

I mean, not me but you're the one yelling in all caps.

 

that's real intimacy you saw

 

Over the past 2 weeks I patched everything with our 2 most angry clients and was hoping today could be relaxing but one of our new support reps pissed off our 3rd most angry client and now I'm gonna lose my shit

 

I was sold really shitty weed in NJ

 

yeah that's pretty much daily life here in jersey

 

you care you geek

 

ah, a classic NJ first date

 

I used to roll on greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat ecstasy in jersey

 

Instead of sinning you should have gotten a pork roll egg & cheese on a hard roll. Better than any illicit substance including the devil's lettuce.

 

okay

 

Y'all fight about processed pork product, NYers fight over real food like pizza and bagels so

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Jerseys c*m

 

I could just eat eggs benedict like the king that I am while smoking a blunt. Win-win.

Thanks Pennsylvania.

Have a good weekend. I’m out.

 

this reminds me yesterday all i had was like five bagels at work and my friend's unlimited breadsticks at Olive garden so I should probably try to get a bagel with nutritional value today, a spread w some sort of vegetable maybe

 

delete this

 

no i dont. all i say is how fucking dumb the argument is and make it clear how much i don't care.

 

The last thing I want to think about.