The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 951

Yeah gotta have some cash flow

 

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"I'm an artist."
"Oh, really? Go on!"
"Well, I'm in a band... and we cover Blink-182 songs."
"Sounds interesting, I'm not familiar with Blink-182."
"They were very popular a long time ago and they wrote a lot of great songs about farts, dicks, and being a misogynist in general."
"You're definitely an artist."

 

wtf i literally had this typed up and was about to post it hahah:

what do you do for a living?
i'm an artist

oh, that's cool what kind of artist are you? a painter? a photographer?
no, i'm in a blink-182 cover band. we're called pee-18poo

 

i'm a hack

 

how are you supposed to impress somebody with that, you're omitting "fuck a dog"

 

pee one eighty poo

 

wtf I didnt know this was a thing

 

I feel bad saying I'm a musician because I can't even read sheet music.

 

Stink buttfart achoo

 

I can read sheet music for saxophone only and i'm a singer so

 

post hiatus Blink 182

 

I can only read music for the skin flute

 

you're a musician in my books lol.

 

prolly just readin' a lotta D's

 

I can read sheet music but it's not really that useful

 

I wish I could read this haha.

 

Me too, it’s so blurry

 

you have to actually pay for high quality

 

I blocked his ass smh