The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 844

@Larry David

 

Worst song on Raditude is an interesting thought experiment. Can't decide between The Girl Got Hot, I'm Your Daddy, and Love Is the Answer.

 

sounds misogynistic

 

a Weezer song? never

 

I went to a show last Saturday night
The band was doing their thing
A moshpit started and then the crowd parted
And there was Kiki Dee
I knew this girl back in junior high school
When nobody gave her a look
But look at what we got, the girl got hot
Switched up and re-wrote the book

With satin tights, boots so white
Leopard handbag, out-of-sight!
What used to mean a little now means a lot
O my goodness me, the girl got hot

The first thing I did when I got up the nerve
Was say "hey baby, what's up?"
She kept on dancing, refused my romancin'
And that's when I fell in love
I stepped to the floor with her best friend Jill
And tried to thicken the plot
The thing I finally found with these other girls in town
She got hot and they did not

With satin tights, boots so white
Leopard handbag, out-of-sight!
What used to mean a little now means a lot
Oh my goodness me, the girl got hot

With satin tights, boots so white
Leopard handbag, out-of-sight!
Eagle feather in her feathered hair
Dash of rouge, buyer beware
What used to mean a little now means a lot
O my goodness me, the girl got hot

 

love is the answer is the worst song and i don't wanna think about it anymore than that

 

Wow you guys are really making your case for why I should never listen to Weezer

 

Yeah but

 

that's the one with the sitar right

 

Don't, just listen to what you like and avoid them at all costs.

 

I'm listening to Trippin right now and yeah it's definitely the third best song on here after Want You To and Put Me Back Together lol not saying much but it isn't terrible.

 

It's really a choice between borderline misogyny (Girl Got Hot), cultural appropriation (Love Is the Answer) and just general creepiness/being co-written by Dr. Luke (I'm Your Daddy).

Granted the Dr. Luke thing is only bad in retrospect but still.

 

Oh, I'm really not worried about it.

 

it’s easier to not listen to weezer than it is to listen to them

 

depends on where you are

 

it’s like none of y’all have ever had weezer played against your will

a truly harrowing moment in life

 

It really is amazing how far the discrepancy is between the band's good songs and bad songs

 

im a loser baybayyyyyy,
so why don't ya **** meeeee

 

How do y’all always end up talking about weezer like it’s truly astonishing how many times y’all can manage to bring them up

 

ban weezer

 

take it back