The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 821

A Florida one

 

I am hot. It is not even hot out yet.

 

In searching for a Florida app I happened upon a website called Florida for Boomers #yeet

 

Tryna see mitski tonight it’s sold out but people are reselling ticket just seeing if they come down in price to unload them before show. Kinda need to see my queen so I’ll probably go regardless if the price comes down

 

DO IT

 

Spiders are cool and that girl is cute

 

One of these things is true

 

Spiders are cool tho, they eat annoying bugs and they don’t want to bother you either. They’re like chill friends.

 

It is legit much more mild here than Florida right now though lol

At least the air isn’t like, sauna thick

 

Yeah spiders don't bother me, I'm not crazy about snakes though or lizards really

I can appreciate them from a respectful distance

 

iguanas are dope as hell

 

Mitski put on probably the best performance of anyone I’ve seen live

 

surprised you didn't already have tickets because you go to every show

 

Y'all I was just in a restaurant and Ellen Page was there and it took everything not to confess my undying love to her and let me just say she looks the same in person her skin is fabulous and she wears a hat and white tee OMG

 

Okay you out here really convincing me

Lol it sold out rather quickly in my defense

 

Did you at least say hi?

 

Real mad I'm gonna miss that show too

 

Iguana talk about something else

 

I just spent the morning reading about chiropractic deaths and how the quick neck movements can tear an artery and cause a stroke.

 

Yo...

 

No, I didn't want to bother her while she was eating!!

I swear I brought this karmic intervention forth because it's pride month and I've been so excited for the movies she has coming out

 

I know she's married to an adorable woman but you only had one opportunity one shot and you just let it slip

also mad jelly

 

@oncenowagain go twins

 

cups