The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 787

The men’s bathroom at my Regal is a fucking mess @ComedownMachine. Can you do something about this?

 

If ive learned anything from college, it’s that I am master quick read!

 

That’d be tight tbh. Ham it up hardcore

 

I've only seen bits and pieces so all I know is the attractive people are mad at each other and people are getting fucked over

 

Laura watches General Hospital every morning before work and I've started watching with her as a result and yeah that's pretty much the whole premise

 

As of 2018, there are 14,000 episodes of General Hospital.

 

I remember my babysitter always watching one of the soap operas every day. There was one point I got really invested because they had one of the characters locked in some basement dungeon and they were going to kill him with a guillotine. It was like a three week “will try won’t they” deal because their storylines take forever to pay off and ofc they didn’t end up beheading the dude. What a waste. Soap operas suck.

 

The money from syndication would be good too

 

I watched Days of Our Lives when I was a kid

 

you, uh... you don't happen to have that babysitter's phone number by any chance, do you?

 

That’s a job for the dumbass ushers

 

Which one of you works for vitamin water?

 

looks like a @Your Milkshake list

 

it's probably the greatest innovation of the last 50 years

 

Paying for alcohol at a theater is stupid. Get trashed in the parking lot and then go in.

 

people are annoying enough sober lol

 

Nah at Alamo Drafthouse the beer prices and selection are great

 

RT

 

Originally planned to go see Godzilla tonight, but now not so sure. Been under the weather all week and considering just staying in and getting some rest.

 

i mean at every movie since alcohol has started being served, i never ran into any belligerent movie goers. none ive noticed anyways

 

The only annoying experiences I've ever had in the theater were teenagers

Not an issue at Drafthouse

 

I have to choose tomorrow between these 4 of Aladdin, Booksmart, Rocketman and Godzilla.

I know what I’m picking probabky.

 

I need to get out and see John Wick still. Really wanna see Godzilla. I have no money though