The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 760

dm me

 

How about a tattoo on the center of their forehead?

 

@Fucking Dustin im watching a dude on twitch try to do Omega extreme, fuck it looks so hard.

 

nerd

 

Yeah I'm not bothering trying to do savage level raiding anymore or anything, it's pointless given how soon everything in it is gonna be obsolete

 

fuck you motherfucker illfuckin fuck u up and fucking bring you back to where the fuck you came from you pile of shit

 

i had a dream last night that confirms i spend way too much time here and need to leave for a while

 

Was I in it?

 

how was i

 

he said dream, not nightmare

 

mmm nice

 

are you assuming it was a sex dream jers

 

Come get away to Atlanta!

 

a temporary permanent hiatus sounds good for you

 

Come **** away
Come **** away
Come **** away with meeeeee

 

yeahhhhhhhhhhh

 

Now I'm gonna have Meek Mill stuck in my head all day. Thanks @Ken.

 

Living that polyamorous life

 

Okay so basically:

@thesoftskeleton and I started a dating advice and matchmaking business where we'd help people write their dating app profiles, curate their music and likes section, take their profile pictures, take them shopping to find new outfits for their dates, help them message their matches, and then follow up with them after their first date and see how everything went. (since, uh duh, we have this whole couple thing down why wouldn't we help others since we know everything).

Somehow, someway, motherfucking (literally) @Dirty Sanchez becomes our client and he's still dead set on trying to make something happen with his coworker. Kaitie and I are like naw dude let's try some apps, but sanchez isn't having any of it.

Cut to us finding out sanchez is standing in front of a hospital with flowers waiting for his coworker to show up for her doctors appointment appointment so he can ask her out on a date and she pulls up in some SUV and kaitie and I are freaking out. So we're hiding around the corner of the building and somehow she spots us, backs her car up so where we are, gets out, and starts yelling at us for enabling sanchez stalking her and calling us names and getting in our face and sanchez is crying and kaitie and i take off running and she starts chasing after us

and then i woke up and that's why i need a chorus break

 

That's interesting that you fail in your dreams. Why do you think that is?

 

honestly seems pretty realistic tbh

 

first things first he's a realist

 

disregard that I quoted this i have nothing to add

delete this entire post dyl

 

k c ya later