The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 759

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on, we found out he was a bear."

 

what's holding you back?

 

It’s not even the biggest one they get bigger! But me liking bucees is probably the most Texan thing about me but also like how can I not

Thank you. I was there this morning

Them adding the bucees in Denton that I pass every day driving to work is the best and worst thing that has ever happened to me.

 

Finances

 

I took the stairs up to the tenth floor and then realized I forgot my rfid badge. Had to walk all the way back down and take the elevator

 

man I haven’t thought about that in years haha. need to find a video

 

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

 

you got a badge? cop

 

whys it not a gif

 

@CarpetElf unfortunately I need y’all to come back so I can prove something to ian

 

the person who made it is an idiot

 

yeah he nae nae’d himself

 

i'll take mine medium rare

 

I was upset when I got to the end and realized I had to walk all that way back lol

 

I've got dime nips

 

let’s start a change dot org petition to make cops pin their badges to their nipples

 

you can always dm me but please don't

 

???

 

Size wise or metaphorically?

 

Size-wise. Perfect dimes. 20 cents on mah chest.